She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
