i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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