My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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