3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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