just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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