Me too!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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