another moral hangover. fuck.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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