margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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