Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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