the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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