the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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