I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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