That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
