dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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