dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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