Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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