I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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