It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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