That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He felt like a one man threesome
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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