i think i have herpe
just one?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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