He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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