god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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