hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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