I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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