Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
God I need to hump something, right now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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