you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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