just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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