I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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