Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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