She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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