you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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