You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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