and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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