I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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