one two three fourrrrnication!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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