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Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(719): View more from Colorado

so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out

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(716): View more from New York

Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n

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