I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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