dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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