Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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