Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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