Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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