how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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