we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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