i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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