Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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