i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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