I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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