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(323): View more from California

Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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(585): View more from New York

yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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(213): View more from California

You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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(315): View more from New York

as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training

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(708): View more from Illinois

I think I died last night.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah, you got carried home

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(808): View more from Hawaii

You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina

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(818): View more from California

She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.

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(661): View more from California

Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern

(619): View more from California

Maybe she doesn’t know you did him

(661): View more from California

Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome

(619): View more from California

Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again

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