My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is Oprah even human
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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