The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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