How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
this boner is exhausting
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
