I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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