when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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