when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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