Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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