So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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