Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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