yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
do nipples grow back?
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